Monday, January 01, 2007

Ten Things I'll Never Do...Again

Last night as I was celebrating someone asked me if I had a resolution. Of course I relayed my usual answer - "smile more and cry less". However, just today I was inspired by someone else's list of "ten things I'll never do" so here's mine with a twist.

Ten things I'll never do...again.

1. Beat myself up for not writing enough, reading enough, doing enough, living enough or loving enough.

2. Involve myself with low calorie diets.

3. Let some foul person cut in front of me in line just because they are bold and I’m aghast and afraid of confrontation.

4. Get a degree.

5. Count on someone else to save or do something for me – we’re all out here on our own, sucker.

6. Own a TV.

7. Eat a doggie treat.

8. Believe in god or any benevolent, all knowing being that gives two shakes about what happens to me or anyone else.

9. Snort garlic powder. (Ouch!)

10. Waste time trying to figure out what other people think.

4 Comments:

Blogger Kim said...

Fantastic list. I especially admire 2,4, 6 and 8.

1:23 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

I admire people without TVs.

At least I try to admire them. 32 seconds at a time, during commercials makes it hard, though.

Hope you have a great year.

8:33 AM  
Blogger Noir Muse said...

Hey Kim, thanks. Now that I'm looking back on it, 2, 4, 6, and 8 will probably be the easiest of the bunch to stick with. (besides 9, of course).

Happy New Year, Mike. I know what you mean, TVs are just slightly less addictive than heroin. I don't even try to stop myself from watching at other people's houses, it's just no use.
I hope you and yours have a great year too. :)

7:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe you should change "never snort garlic powder" to "Never Snort Anything"

Don't you remember the pixie stick of 2005?

8:27 PM  

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