Because drunk dialing is so passé.
I just got back from the most lonely place in the world. I hate the laundry mat.
I hate having my two pairs of undies exposed for everyone there to see. And there is always some kid running or crying for *no reason* with nothing to loose. Just sitting there watching the laundry go 'round and 'round makes me want to scream out like I have turrets or something.
"motherfuckersonofabitchdamnshitpisscraptwat."
Like that.
I hate having my two pairs of undies exposed for everyone there to see. And there is always some kid running or crying for *no reason* with nothing to loose. Just sitting there watching the laundry go 'round and 'round makes me want to scream out like I have turrets or something.
"motherfuckersonofabitchdamnshitpisscraptwat."
Like that.
posted by Noir Muse at 7:43 PM
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Maybe with more underwear you'll feel more confident...........even if your not using them, carrying them to the laundrymat might allow you the strenght to resist the urge to snap some strangers neck........
fffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
or maybe not.....try a prescription of FUCKITALL
Humm. Now there's an idea...more panties. I'll look into it. Thanks 357martini!
Are there any problems that couldn't be, at least partially, solved with more panties?
Man I really want to go to the laundry with you. If you can cuss a blue streak like that, we could make the time a lot of fun.
Mr. Flint, maybe the world would be a better place if we were all just a bit more liberal with the panties.
In reality Mike, I'm the biggest looser when it comes to swear-offs and my ears turn a little red when I say "snatch" out loud. My spoken profanities are generally limited to "Crap", "Poop" and "Gee willikers."
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