Amuse me.

Email from me to my best girl:

Sorry I couldn't chat with you last night; my internet connection at home can be so spotty. Ask Jesus to give me a wireless internet connection for Christmas, will you? Then I can throw out the desk lamp/colander, k?

Reply from my best girl to me:

Jesus was born on Christmas...Santa gives out the gifts.
Click these images to help you tell between them:

This is Jesus

And here is Santa

Yowza! She is so awesome.