Forks for unusual uses.
Noir: Darling, we got ourselves a new radio for our wedding -
Programming Brawler: Yep.
Noir: We got the radio to replace the old one - the one with the wire hanger for the antenna.
Programming Brawler: Uh-huh...
Noir: We threw out the one that looked like a flop house shit-box, right?
Programming Brawler: Yeah...
Noir: So....you put a fork on the new radio antenna?
Programming Brawler: It helps the reception!
Programming Brawler: Yep.
Noir: We got the radio to replace the old one - the one with the wire hanger for the antenna.
Programming Brawler: Uh-huh...
Noir: We threw out the one that looked like a flop house shit-box, right?
Programming Brawler: Yeah...
Noir: So....you put a fork on the new radio antenna?
Programming Brawler: It helps the reception!
posted by Noir Muse at 7:00 PM
10 Comments:
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Ha! Thanks Latigo, my day is officially made.
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I'm impressed by your collection of cocktail shakers. And equally impressed by the fact that they look like they get used. As they should be.
Ha! We've used something like that at the newsroom before to make the police scanner clearer.
Hope you're doing well.
The first line of the first comment makes me laugh everytime I read it--'reading your blog and I figured you'd be interested in advancing your life'?? Are they saying only people with higher educations can have better blogs? Ha.
Trite: Thanks, I do like my martinis! (Which everyone knows by now, hence all the shakers...but they are quite useful.)
CL: Hey chica! Finally come up for a breather from the new job? I'm looking forward to some more cleaver posts from you...
Robin: Ha, yeah...it's like, "I've been reading your blog and clearly you are a looser of the highest caliber - care to make something of yourself, dumbass?"
Oh my god.
Cleaver? Clever. Clever.
I can't believe I made a mistake like that when responding to a copy editor.
Do I ever feel like a dumbass. Almost like I got my degree from that number above.
My cheeks = so red.
You could end up making a whole post out of these comments.
Did you get a meat cleaver as a wedding gift?
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