Pearl fortified hairball remedy
Wouldn’t it be just a better place here on earth if someone would sit down and invent a feline vitamin (hell, it could be a fortified cat food, eye dropper supplement, or flavored kitty treat) that would cause Mortimer’s stomach to produce a pearl excretion around irritants in his intestines?
So I could joyously wake up every morning knowing that there was a small pile of hairball pearls waiting for me next to my bed?
Would that be so hard?
So I could joyously wake up every morning knowing that there was a small pile of hairball pearls waiting for me next to my bed?
Would that be so hard?
posted by Noir Muse at 1:51 PM
3 Comments:
That's a damn good idea.
(You could try feeding Mortimer nothing but oysters for a year and see what happens.)
I was thinking cotton balls. Is that one word?
I could live with it if mine would at least stop doing it on carpet. Why do they gravitate toward carpet?
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